Ma.tt: always unlucky at cards, but he sure knows how to say fork you!

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All the Worlds a Stage

The WordPress/Wp Engine legal drama feels a lot like when in high school a food fight broke out in the cafeteria, and then everybody had to pay the price. It has been nothing but a bummer. Now that the issue has been taken into the court system, there are tens, if not hundreds of millions of dollars on the line. Simply put, this situation doesn’t bode well for bloggers and small businesses that rely on these open source tools daily. How can it?

You see the community of WordPress is not just the coders and companies that spin plugins for profit. It’s also the small mom-and-pop storefronts; the artists, poets, and psychoanalysts; the motels, cafes and funeral homes that all engage niche audiences in vital and surprising ways. So the disruption, the ripple effect of the legal drama is finding its way across seven continents and into the mostly unknown corners of main street commerce.

Ma.tt ‘s tagline, unlucky at cards, doesn’t foreshadow a great outcome for his legal battle underway. He’s already complained about the expensive lawyers secured by the opposition. In fact, Ma.tt has been doing a bit too much complaining since September in my opinion. It’s surprising they haven’t brought on a crisis management team. They need some damage control. Maybe they have, I wouldn’t know. If they have, it seems to have failed miserably. And the whole world has been watching.

Consistently Quirky

I had the pleasure of meeting Ma.tt back in 2009 in Las Vegas at my first WordCamp. He was about to celebrate an under-thirtieth birthday (which just happens to be today, January 11th). After the days WordCamp lineup of presentations (I only recall Chris Brogan), about a dozen of us met up at a bar in the casino and raised a toast to Ma.tt and WordPress. At the time my thoughts were how strange it seemed he was there alone with just an odd assortment of attendees who had nothing better to do. After about an hour we all dispersed our separate ways.

My thoughts of the man: sincere, perhaps to a fault. And quirky. But heck, his most notorious plugin is Hello Dolly, the stunning claim goes “This is not just a plugin, it symbolizes the hope and enthusiasm of an entire generation summed up in two words sung most famously by Louis Armstrong: Hello, Dolly.” And the quirkiness remains: note the recent pineapple-on-pizza controversy.

A Bulwark Against Dark Forces?

Clearly Automattic has been torn by the conflict with a surprising percentage of employees not staying with the ship. Clearly Ma.tt himself hints he might lose a significant amount in the legal battle. And perhaps the maneuvers taken to block WP Engine did cross a line. I wouldn’t really know.

What I do believe in is the value of open-source projects. And as the news builds daily that Silicon Valley’s power is shifting to embrace exclusion, power and self-serving interests, I really cannot name another significant voice that has consistently defended the values that matter to me in this space more than Ma.tt.

Forks in a pile.

Fork You

Each day logging into my dashboard I hold my breath hoping Ma.tt will not stick his foot in his mouth yet another time during this ordeal. But this morning I got quite a surprise. I found myself bursting out laughing with the newest post relating to Mr. Joost and a proposed fork. Simply put, Ma.tt gave a big fork you to Joost and his pals they called for his ouster before the holidays. Suddenly I saw through the quirkiness and complaining, and recognized that Ma.tt is doing what WordPress was meant for: be the best damn platform for free speech the world has ever seen.

I have little hope this legal battle will benefit the WordPress community in any way, and am pretty sure the road ahead will be somewhat diminished, if not outright weakened by all the pettiness. But it is not corporate battles that interest me in this space. What matters: the ability for anyone to say what needs to be said with candor, and perhaps just a dash of quirkiness now and then.

Signed,

Poor Uncle Rich

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Jack Sugameli
15 October 2026
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Been staying here for a few years when we come fishing. All recently updated and fantastic customer service.
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Stephanie Wren
11 September 2026
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Great customer service, nice clean room I would definitely recommend.
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Kenji Tamura
8 September 2026
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My friend and I stayed here for a night during our motorcycle trip. This place is very close to the starting point of NE BDR, although we were not for BDR this time. The staff is very nice, and there was a good surprise for motorcycle riders. The room is surprisingly clean and blight! It looks typical motel from outside, but inside is very nice and clean. I will definitely stay here when we will try NE BDR. There is a Keurig coffee machine in the laundry room. There is a washer and a dryer. You need quarters to use them. There are a few restaurant in walkable distances.
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Annie Cook
7 September 2026
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Could not recommend this place enough!! We found it last minute when our original lodging fell through. Even though it was super late at night, Chloe got us into a room and was so kind! And Lynn the next morning was so helpful and accommodating!! We left our original motel because of bugs and it being dirty, and this place was so much better!! So clean and the location was much more convenient!
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Heather Anne
28 August 2026
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Stayed twice the rooms are amazing Chloebthe young woman at the desk was amazing super helpful and accommodating. However the older lady who works house keeping was rude for no reason. However will definitely stay there over and over again!!
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Hanna Benesch
21 August 2026
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Everything was perfect, the room was large, clean, and comfortable, we enjoyed our stay and would recommend this place.
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Albert Bellamy
12 August 2026
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Love this place! Comfy room, AC works great, everything is very clean, cute spot. I love the corn hole setup out front. Really wished we could have stayed longer - staff is SUPER friendly. We came to visit our son who is working nearby at French Woods. Edit: back for a second year and the place is still awesome! I am consistently amazed by how friendly the entire staff is. Keep up the good work!
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stasia todd
27 July 2026
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Five stars, five big shining beautiful stars. Chloe made my stay comfortable and it was a fair price.
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Aubrey Clay
3 July 2026
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Starting the NEBDR. This is a great place for a good nights rest to get the trip started. Very clean and ran professionally!
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Kari Jo
29 June 2026
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Omg this hotel is adorable!!! So cute and clean! Super clean! And nice shower toiletries, the beds are so comfy, decor very nice and classy! we just needed a night stay and found this and we were obsessed! Love itn
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Eldric Venne
12 June 2026
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Great place to start your NEBDR adventure.
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Craig Poff
19 May 2026
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Clean rooms, friendly staff and great location!
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James
3 May 2026
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This hotel is very well maintained. Itโ€™s clean, updated and tastefully decorated. The staff are all beyond friendly. We have stayed here multiple times over the last few months while our homes been renovated and every times been great.
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Brian McMillin
1 May 2026
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I stay here when fishing. Rooms are clean and comfortable. The staff is always very friendly and helpful.
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Doug Heighington
29 April 2026
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Exceptionally clean, friendly and conveniently located just off the highway. We will certainly be staying here again when we pass through.